Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I had to cum in my sink.
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