I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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