new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Randomize
