Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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