Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
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you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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