Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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