hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
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Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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