let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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