i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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