jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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