These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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