You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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