So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
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I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
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My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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