The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
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My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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