Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
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GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
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