Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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