i think i have herpe
just one?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
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So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
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My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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