butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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