did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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