Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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