just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
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I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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