Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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