Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Randomize