In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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