i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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