how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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