awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
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Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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