can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
