i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
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You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
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Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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