16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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