Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
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So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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