i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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