so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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