Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
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They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
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I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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