If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
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And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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