I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
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I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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