He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I need moral support for this bender
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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