I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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