Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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