You smell like a Billy Joel song
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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