I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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