Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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