Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
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I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
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I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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