I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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