I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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