I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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