Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Dignity is for republicans.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
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