They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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