But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
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i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
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