I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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