So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
love makes seman taste better
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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