last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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