I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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