I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
