i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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